The Parable of the Telemarketer
Harry Jones is one of my neighbours in a 30-story condo building. Harry resents calls from all telemarketers, but he becomes especially rude when someone calls him asking to send a sales rep to provide a quote on a new roof. There are 15 floors above Harry. If the roof leaks, at least 15 other people will know before it bothers Harry.
One evening earlier this week, the following telephone conversation took place between Harry and Shelly, a woman calling on behalf of NVR Leak Roofing.
Shelly: Mr. Jones, our crew will be installing a new roof just down the street and I’d like to send our estimator to provide you a free quote.
Harry: What was your name again?
Shelly: It’s Shelly, Mr. Jones.